Thirteen random things you like:
1. Evil Dead 2
2. Metal
3. Writing music
4. Steak
5. Being at school
6. Probably you
7. Steak
8. Funtimepartyzone2000
9. DNC
10. POWER METAL SOLO!!
11. Doom3
12. Doom
13. Chains... AW
Twelve movies:
1. Evil Dead 2
2. Dead Alive
3. Dark Star
4. Jurassic Park
5. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
6. The Third Man
7. Star Wars ATTACK OF THE CLONES
8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
9. Transformers: THE MOVIE
10. The Philosophers
11. Doom House 2000
12. Wrongfully Accused
Eleven good bands or singers/musicians:
1. Edguy
2. Odd Project
3. Ayreon
4. Unearth
5. All That Remains
6. Sentenced
7. The Beastie Boys
8. Sonata Arctica
9. Blind Guardian
10. Symphony X
11. Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass
Ten things about you, physically:
1. Dashing
2. Handsome
3. Good-looking
4. Helluva guy
5. Dapper
6. Debonair
7. Good hands
8. See previous post.
9. Good hair
10. Swashbuckling
Nine good friends:
1. John
2. Tim
3. Dave
4. Josh
5. Carlton
6. Ryan
7. Ryan
8. Justin
9. That's stretching it, buddy.
Eight favorite drinks:
1. Sobe NoFear
2. Mountain Dew
3. Water
4. Mountain Dew BLUE CRUSH
5. Water
6. Mountain Dew LIVEWIRE
7. Water
8. Mountain Dew PITCHBLACK
Seven things you wear daily:
1. Pants
2. Left sock
3. Right sock
4. Boxers
5. Hat
6. Shirt
7. Shoes
Six things that annoy you:
1. This
2. You
3. Being alone
4. Being with people
5. Getting girls pregnant
6. Living each day like it's my last
Five favorite foods:
1. Steak
2. Steak
3. Steak
4. Cheescake
5. Steak
Four shows you watch (more like USED TO watch):
1. Even Stevens
2. Whose Line is it Anyway?
3. Late Night with Conan O'Brien
4. Family Guy
5. MST3K
6. Sometimes I can't count.... SQAURE ONE!
Three celebrities who have a crush on you:
1. I don't think any celebrities have a crush on me.
2. Anne Hathaway?
3. Tawny Dean?
Two things you come in contact with everyday:
1. My own thoughts
2. DEMONS AND ZOMBIES.
One song you love right now:
1. Ayreon - The Dawn of a Million Souls
1. How old are you? 19
2. Boy or Girl? Boy
3. Where do you live? Rhode Island and Worcester
4. Where are you from originally? Rhode Island
5. Pick one favorite book – The Physics of Immortality
6. Pick one favorite food – Steak
7. Pick one favorite song – Edguy - Under the Moon
8. Pick one favorite band – No
9. Pick one favorite movie – Dead Alive?
10. Do you think you will have kids? – Sure
11. Do you watch TV regularly? – no
12. Do you care about politics? – no
13. Are you aware that our president has no actual claim to the presidency? – no
14. Do you know all the words to the theme song to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air? – YES. I could recite them with quickness like lightning.
15. Do you ever have violent fantasies? – No.
16. Do you know what Ska is? If yes, do you like it? – Yes, not really, every other weekend.
17. Are you now, or have you ever been, a homosexual? – No. I don't think you go back to being straight after being a homosexual, IDIOT.
18. Are you sick and fucking tired of hearing about firemen? – No. What kind of a damn question is that? I hardly ever hear about them, except when they SAVE PEOPLES LIVES. Idiot.
19. Do you think incredibly offensive jokes are funny? – No. I like my jokes rare.
20. Do you think country music sucks? – nope
21. Do you eat meat? – No. I'm vegan.
22. Do you own a reggae album besides Bob Marley? - No, why do you assume I own a Bob Marley ablum? Because I don't, you pretentious piece of steak.
23. How old are you in your oldest memory? – I don't know, I can't remember my oldest memory.
24. Do you wake up on your own, or do you sleep in? – What, now you assume that I don't use an alarm clock?!?! What kind of idiot are you? Not cool enough for alarm clocks? That's what I thought.
25. Are you on medication? – Excuse me?!
26. Do you have a tattoo or a piercing other than your ears? – Once again, you're a jackass. IF YOU WEREN'T HALF BLIND, YOU COULD SEE MY EARS AREN'T EVEN PIERCED, IDIOT.
27. Do you use the term "mad" instead of "a lot" even sometimes? – Usually.even sometimes I use it mad amounts.
28. Do you think that people who say George is their favorite Beatle are being pretentious, people who say Ringo are being stupid, people who say John are probably insane and people who say Paul are right because he is obviously the best one even though he sucked immediately once they broke up? – No, I don't associate with people who have a "favorite Beatle."
29. Do you use grooming products? – Only every day.
30. Are you conscious of your weight? – Yes, I am aware of how much I weigh. I'm not ignorant or stupid.
31. Do you floss? – I floss my teeth sometimes.
32. Do you shoplift? – No. I have money.
33. Are you religious? – No. I have money.
34. Are you Jewish? – I wish.
35. Do you ever feel guilty for being attracted to someone because of their age? – I don't think I understand the question. I am attracted to people because of the looks and the personality. I can't read minds.
36. What is the one thing you most often lie about? – Not having any money.
37. Do you like the sweet cheeba, do you hate it, do you not have an opinion, or do you have no idea what I'm talking about? – Oh, fuck you.
38. What is the CD you feel the most guilt for owning, but still liking? – I don't feel guilty for liking or owning an CDs. Maybe If I stole them from a store I would, but I DON'T SHOPLIFT. jerk.
40. Are you single? – Yes.
41. Do you think that cigarettes are evil? – Yeah, they are totally filled with Satan himself.
42. Do you ever use anything besides Google? – Yes. That would be a pretty sheltered life. Sometimes I even eat food and GO OUTSIDE.
43. Are you happy more often, or less often, than the average person? – Actually, I am the average person.
44. Do you think the average person is probably not as smart as you? – No, I AM THE AVERAGE PERSON. Learn how to read.
45. Are you good at math? – Yes, when I have a calculator or a pencil and paper.
46. Are you neat and organized, or are you a disaster? – I AM A VOLCANO SPACESHIP INVADING THE EARTH.
47. Do you feel lonely often? – Only when I am alone.
48. Are you a Gummy person, or are you a Chocolate person? – Actually, I am made out of THE FLESH OF THE GODS.
49. Do you, or will you, vote? – Both, actually.
50. Can you drive? – Yes.
51. Rank the following from worse to least worse; No Limit, Murder Inc, Cash Money –
1. Cash
2. Money
3. No Limits
4. Ink
5. Murder
52. What is your biggest regret? – You are, goddamn Idiot.
53. Can you think of anything that always makes you cry? – Yes.
54. What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen? – A mirror.
55. Name one amazing experience you have had that you don't feel you could truly explain and that you don't expect a lot of people to understand? – I can't explain it.
56. Do you think being filthy rich would make you happier? – Probably. It wouldn't change anything, just make things easier.
57. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? – I like raspberry sorbet.
58. Have you ever contemplated suicide? – My own? No.
59. Do you make a good first impression? – Boy, I hope so.
60. Do you like to swim? – Not at all.
61. Do you think about cheese somewhat similarly to the way you think about sex, or do you think this is weird? – Only when I said the phrase "That's fucking gouda."
62. Are your shoes the most expensive item of clothing you wear? – No.
63. Do you wear a watch? – No, I have a pocketwatch.
64. What was your SAT score? – 1350 maybe
65. Would you ever consider buying a pair of pants or shorts without pockets? – No way in hell.
66. Do you think the price of a pack of gum will go up soon, not for a while, or never? – Hard to say.
67. Do you spend more than 20 minutes average on the phone every day? – No.
68. Not counting sleep, do you spend more time in or out of your house? – Not counting sleep? What kind of a damn stupid question is that? In.
69. Do you drink enough water, or do you not really know? – I drink enough, if not more than enough.
70. Do you have a lot of things, or just your keys on your key chain? – Once again, you only give two choices. I have four things on my keychain, which is not a lot, but only two of them are keys. For anyone reading this thing, guess the other two things on my keychain correctly, and win a neat prize.
71. Would you die without the internet? – I think so, it's not really the kind of thing you can die with, as it is INTANGIBLE. idiot.
72. Pc vs. Mac? – Sure.
73. Pc vs. Console? Or do you have no idea what I'm talking about? – Shut up, Mr. Pretentious Asshole.
74. Do you put ketchup on anything besides hot dogs, burgers, and french fries? – Yes, I do.
75. If someone were to say, "It don't matter to Jesus" in casual conversation, what would your reaction be? ANSWER OMITTED
