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Feb. 3, 1636

Today mischevious little devils came to town riding on three ponies. One of them punched me on my nose. Then he blew up.

"Oh oh, I am sick" he said before he blew up. It was a great big yellow explosion. I didn't like it, but it was very stupid. Something else happend today. My brother, Kim, ate his braces. Then his stomach turned into a rabbit. It was overpowering. Oh oh, I am dying.

Today my brother ate his braces again. Then he turned into a green pie. It made me want to fry everything.
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- Adam Fiske, at a young age

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Septembuary 43, 15329

The world blew up. I celebrated with a peice of apple pie. Then I went to swallow my head when I noticed a dead fly in my nose. I was about to smell it when my toilet started singing joy to the bowl, a Swedish folk tale. Unfortunately, it was cut off in 16259. As I was eating the toaster, I came upon the wall. It was holding the house for hostage. So, I ate Mossflower, but Martin poked me in with a pillow and I died. The next day I met myself
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- Ian DelGiudice, at a young age.


Mary had a little lamb?!

Hellzaboppin'

Yo, whats up FORKS?

What is a blog even for? I mean, people post their things and stuff in them... like what they think and stuff. But usually people only post about depressing things. WHY is that? I mean, c'mon people. You're stupid if you think life is a big DEPRESSPILE. Yeah... like, why do you gotta focus on all the stupid, gay, depressin' things, man? Why?!
WHY?!!?
Don't. Get a hobby, get a life, get something to get your mind off them, and on better things. GOOD things. Or dont get a life. Get rid of it. Cuz then there'll be nothing to be depressed about. OH GOD... now it sounds like I just told you to kill yourself. But thats not what I mean.

I had fun tonight. I guess. Whatever.

"How did I know this thread would become stupid Adam banter? I love Adam and all, and I love you kids, but really, it's getting old for me, keep it in your threads. I hate to sound arrogant but it's really irking me at the moment, I'm just being honest here..."

Heh.

NP - Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Three Headed Broadway Star - Butterstick

Heh.

But anyways. I should post somethinng meaningful. OH MAN. I bought a ticket to the warped tour and now i have no way of getting there. I need to go there. Tiger Army and Death by Stereo are there. I NEED to see them! Or I'll kill myself. Slit 'em wit' a fukken knife! REACH FOR THE SKY, MOTHAFUGGA!!!

Heh.

NP - Tiger Army - True Romance